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* EXPLICIT LANGUAGE WARNING! *

This podcast contains explicit language and is not for anyone who may be offended by such language or where perhaps a brain is of such bizarre chemical makeup that explicit language may result in that brain exploding or teleporting outside its owner's cranium and sprouting arms and legs to enact grand overarching schemes of world conquest. Listener discretion is advised.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

e063: Let's Just All Agree That Sailor Moon Needs a Better Reboot

e063: Let's Just All Agree That Sailor Moon Needs a Better Reboot

(Keep listening at the end...)

-- INDEX --

0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter
- Friends of the show Kiki and Po are back!
- There is no cow level.

0:04:58 - Mailbag & Corrections
- An existential question about temporal existence from Rowan (@link6616 on Twitter).
- Voicemails from Meowth900 (@meowth900 on Twitter) get Dave all riled up!

0:24:36 - WHAT YOU DO!? (Dave & Carlos AND FRIENDS catch up)

0:36:27 - Timed Jumps & Fist Bumps (Games)
- Awesome Games Done Quick 2015 was awesome!
- New Nintendo 3DS finally comes our way, but only in XL size and with no AC adapter.
- ZELDA COCKS.

0:46:15 - I Hope Dave-Sempai Notices Me (Anime)
- We all wax poetic on how fucking terrible and disappointing Sailor Moon Crystal is.

1:04:33 - Shitlord Saga
- Tuxedo Mask is a shitlord.
- Pegasus (from Sailor Moon) is also a shitlord... maybe? Maybe not?
- Family Circus (the newspaper comic).
- The Guardians of Oa are so shitlord we need to discuss them again.
- Delita from Final Fantasy Tactics is the lord of shitlords.

1:27:56 - Parting Thoughts
- Shitty Canadian singers and bands.
- Char's Counterattack sucks.
- Po informs us that there was once an American Sailor Moon cartoon.
- Nobody believes him, until...

1:42:52 - Bonus Clip: WTF THERE WAS AN AMERICAN SAILOR MOON CARTOON!?
- Jesus titty-fucking Christ there was!
- Well, sort of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=358ewVY2nko

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Fall Anime 2014 - Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru - Full Series Impressions & Discussion

Fall Anime 2014 - Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru - Full Series Impressions & Discussion

-- (Audio-only version; check http://carlosanddaveanimerave.com for the video when it's released. Which, btw, may be a while, so don't skip this expecting the video anytime soon) This is Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime; in this episode, we go over our full series impressions of Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru, including our thoughts on what the hell happened in the end and breakdown of each character.

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

e062: Two Oh One Five? 2015 Predictions About Friggin' Everything!

e062: Two Oh One Five? 2015 Predictions About Friggin' Everything!

-- Credit to Camilla Khau for the awesome new album cover!
Her site: http://camillakhau.webs.com/ <- Go visit it!

(Apologies for audio issues.)

-- INDEX --

0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter
- Inducting Dave into the Wii U family.
- Top games of 2014 according to two fat assholes.

0:11:32 - Mailbag & Corrections
- Voicemails from Meowth900 (@meowth900 on Twitter).
- We bicker over FMA: Brotherhood vs. 2003 again.
- The Interview film and the Sony hack.
- The fine art of telling a condescending asshole to fuck off.

0:39:11 - WHAT YOU DO!? (Dave & Carlos catch up)
- Carlos caves and added a single new WoW addon (Master Plan).
- Dave talks shit about Sword Art Online's second season.
- Korra and Asami are A CANON FUCKING COUPLE WHOO WHOO YEEAAH!

0:45:44 - Dave & Carlos Predict the Shit Out of 2015
- In addition to predictions, there's also general game/movie/miscellaneous talk.
- (0:59:22) Lots of Star Wars talk, including The Force Awakens predictions.
- (1:12:22) Political predictions and angry rambling, capped off with more game talk.

1:27:42 - Shitlord Saga
- Dave, for the way he eats Oreos.
- Hackers (not the movie).

1:30:04 - Parting Thoughts

Monday, December 29, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 - Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru - Mid-Season Impressions

Fall Anime 2014 - Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru - Mid-Season Impressions

-- (Audio-only version; check http://carlosanddaveanimerave.com for the video when it's released.) This is Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime; in this episode, we go over our mid-season impressions of Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Sailor Moon Crystal ep. 7


(If you don't see the usual YouTube player, it's because we're hosting this on Carlos' site. You see, YouTube sides with rich corporations' copyright claims over content creators practicing fully-legal fair use activities. If you have any trouble viewing this or any Anime Rave, let us know. When strikes clear, we'll switch back to the YouTube versions.)

From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch episode 7 of Sailor Moon Crystal!

Friday, December 26, 2014

Sailor Moon Crystal ep. 6


(If you don't see the usual YouTube player, it's because we're hosting this on Carlos' site. You see, YouTube sides with rich corporations' copyright claims over content creators practicing fully-legal fair use activities. If you have any trouble viewing this or any Anime Rave, let us know. When strikes clear, we'll switch back to the YouTube versions.)

From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch episode 6 of Sailor Moon Crystal!

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Sailor Moon Crystal ep. 5


(If you don't see the usual YouTube player, it's because we're hosting this on Carlos' site. You see, YouTube sides with rich corporations' copyright claims over content creators practicing fully-legal fair use activities. If you have any trouble viewing this or any Anime Rave, let us know. When strikes clear, we'll switch back to the YouTube versions.)

From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch episode 5 of Sailor Moon Crystal! (FYI: For past eps, we watched episodes 1 and 3 but lost our audio, so we started at 2 and skipped to 4.) Tuxedo Mask is still a bag of douche. And apparently a stalker.