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This podcast contains explicit language and is not for anyone who may be offended by such language or where perhaps a brain is of such bizarre chemical makeup that explicit language may result in that brain exploding or teleporting outside its owner's cranium and sprouting arms and legs to enact grand overarching schemes of world conquest. Listener discretion is advised.

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

e046: Jizzing in the Lifestream

e046: Jizzing in the Lifestream

-- Jizz. Amazon Fire. Jizz. Humble Bundle key resellers. Jizz. DMCA. Jizz. Shitty remakes when enhanced remakes of the same games already exist. Jizz. The Playstation Vita TV still isn't out here. Jizz. April Fools jokes. Jizz. Fukua from Skullgirls. Jizz. Megaman. Jizz.  Mountain Dew corporate scumbaggery at GDC. Game culture versus movie culture. Jizz. More Smash Brothers news. Jizz. Wildstar. Jizz. Transistor and Child of Light look cool. Jizz. ... Jizz.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Carlos and Dave Anime Rave - Kill La Kill ep. 1


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Watch us react to and rate the first episode of Kill La Kill!

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

e045: Molyneux Clones Bought by Facebook

e045: Molyneux Clones Bought by Facebook

-- Dave and Carlos pander to potpourri lovers if they desire a potpourri of gaming topics being talked about by two fat dudes! On deck and fair game: gaming clones, Leland Yee, price vs. amount of content, Facebook Oculus Rift crap, Microsoft douchebaggery, and the debut of a new segment: the Peter Molyneux Shitlord Saga! Seek out not Lolithia, Cecilia, just get in my pants instead?

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Carlos and Dave Anime Rave - Revolutionary Girl Utena ep. 1


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Watch us react to and rate the first episode of Revolutionary Girl Utena!

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

e044: Female Protagonists Cost $50 Extra

e044: Female Protagonists Cost $50 Extra

-- Shoutouts first! If you like Blazblue Chronophantasma and the tutorial series Guilty Bits, check out BlazBits: igg.me/at/blazbits. Also, Carlos has been doing short 10 minute-ish "Flashcasts" with Chris Weston, which you can find here: www.youtube.com/Cwest183/videos. That out of the way, join Carlos and Dave as they talk about the female protagonist (or lack thereof) controversy in gaming and specifically South Park: The Stick of Truth! They also talk about Sony's ridiculous price increases in Canada, the Amazon game console controller leak, and random boob/vagina talk. A short but intense episode!

Friday, 14 March 2014

e043: Gunvolt Striker Nukem

e043: Gunvolt Striker Nukem

-- The two fat guys who talk about games talk about games while being fat! Shaq Fu's rebirth, the Ouya-as-a-service paradigm, BioShock studio layoffs, Duke Nukem studio legal shenanigans, Keiji Inafune games like the recently announced Azure Striker Gunvolt, the new Strider, Microsoft Office for some reason, grimy-ass GameStop/EB Games, crowdfunding hype and the benefits of NOT being hype until release, the word "Steamify," and more are on tap for what is hopefully maximum listener enjoyment! SO ENJOY DAMN IT.

Friday, 14 February 2014

e042: Single-Word Trademarks Re-Imagined as Sonic Characters

e042: Single-Word Trademarks Re-Imagined as Sonic Characters

-- Dave and Carlos enter the crooked world of single-word trademarks, forced five-star ratings for EA games on the Google Play store, and a likely-to-be-awesome Sonic the Hedgehog re-imagining. They also discuss the newest feature of the Steam controller: buttons!